This Horrible Paradox

DIRECTOR: Okay, take four hundred and eighteen, scene twenty nine. Please... Three, two...

MOVIE STAR: Yeah, okay.  You got me.  I took some greased chicken under the bar.  Fine.  Look, I'm sorry.  I'm sorry i ever stuck my nose into this rats nest, and i'm sorry i cared enough to bother saving your life.  Oh, and I'm sorry about Gavin too.  Ooh boy, big whooper.  

CO STAR:  Come on, man.  You know you mean the world to me, and, and i really respect ya too, but, awe man.  It's just ya done what ya done.  We're adults.  You took a bribe and it costing Mikey.  He's taking a fall right now.  Right NOW. Just tell him what happened.

M: ... You know you can't live in scum and stay clean, Lindle.  Oooohhhh.

D:  CUUTTTT!!!!

D:  What the bean soups that matter with you?! This is the last frickin scene!! The last one.  Ya said his name right every other time, man.  You know what i did?  I had Megan count.  Yeah, i had her count.  You know how many times you've said that name in the script alone?  89!!  Yes.  89. 

M:  Look man, it's like there's this bad vibe here or somethin.  You know? It's just been one thing after another today.  First, no green tea....!!!! They forgot to buy more, and since we're stuck in the middle of this forsaken rain forest, filming another B grade zombie movie, i didn't get any!!  I don't even know how i'm still alive.

D:  This is ridiculous. 

M:  Tell me about it! You know how much I-

D:  Not that.  Defiantly.  Not. That. Sixteen hours.  We have been out here, for sixteen hours.  Forget about light.  Forget about the crew.  All that left about five hours ago.  No, no, but we have to stay.  You and I, and your co-star, because we only have access to this spot for today.

M:  I feel you man.  It's like this horrible paradox.  There's no winning.  No green tea=No name.

C: Hey director, what if we over dubbed? 

D:  It's a close up of his face, and i think at least a few people are bound to notice him mouth Lindle, instead of Harvey Jay.  I mean.  Right?

C:  Yeah.  Sorta. 

M:  I'm sorry guys.  I am personalty going to punch that assistant, whats-his-name. What a dirt bag.  

D:  Just try saying it to me, right now. That last line. Take a breath, and just say it.

M:  You know you can't live in scum and stay clean, Harvey Jay.

D:  Exactly.  Now, let's try this once more, to the camera. Three, two...

M:  Yeah, okay.  You got me.  I took some greased-

C:  AAHHHHGGG!!!!!!!

M:  Oh heaven, what!!??

C:  It's, it's, aaww...

D:  What?

M:  Co Star, speak to me!

D:  Is he unconscious?   

M:  You know, actually i think he's dead.  I'm not sure, but, like, that's how they looked when I filmed Entrees II: Rise of The Hysterical Cannibals.   

D:  WHAT??!! STOP!

M: No man, I'm telling you.  They looked that way in part III: Remember to Tip The Waiter, too.  

D:  WHY NOW?

M:  What?  What do you mean.

...

M:  Director-  ?  Dude, Why wont you talk to me? 

D:  Who said I'm not talking.

C:  Yeah.  Who said he's not talking?

Due to health conditions of some of the actors... The End.

Thanks to www.worldisround.com and healingmethods.com for photos.